I Used To Get The Girl; Now

I've Never Been Out With A Married Woman, Never. I Respect Others' Properties.

Obsession Is A Young Man's Game, And My Only Excuse Is That I Never Grew Old.

I Was Born Maurice Joseph Micklewhite. Imagine Signing That Autograph! You'd Get A Broken Arm. So I Changed My Name To Michael Caine After Humphrey Bogart's 'the Caine Mutiny,' Which Was Playing In The Theater Across From The Telephone Booth Where I Learned That I'd Gotten My First Tv Job.

I've Had Such A Great Time, I'd Like To Come Back As Me - And Do It All Over Again.

I Think What Is British About Me Is My Feelings And Awareness Of Others And Their Situations. English People Are Always Known To Be Well Mannered And Cold But We Are Not Cold - We Don't Interfere In Your Situation. If We Are Heartbroken, We Don't Scream In Your Face With Tears - We Go Home And Cry On Our Own.