I Used To Feel Famous, But Now

Some People Aren't Satisfied That I'm A Gay Man In A Woman's Body And Swear That I'm Secretly A Real Boy.

You've Got To Trust People. And Because I Am A Control Freak, Sometimes That's Difficult For Me, Because I Want To Micro-manage Absolutely Everything. I Can't Hand Over. But I'm Trying To Do That More.

When You’re In A Position To Be Paparazzi-ed Just Walking Down The Street, You’d Look A Little Daft If You Were Smiling All The Time.

You'd Have Thought They'd Have Been On About Sir Elton John, And The Fantastic Goals David Has Scored Which Have Got Us Through To The World Cup. But What They Were Really Interested In Was That I Was Holding A Bag That Had 'sex' Written On It. It's Quite Bizarre.

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