I Used To Be A Hot-tar Roofer.

Bologna Is A Deli Meat For People With Eyes.

One Time A Guy Handed Me A Picture. He Said, 'here's A Picture Of Me When I Was Younger.' Every Picture Is Of You When You Were Younger. 'here's A Picture Of Me When I'm Older.' 'you Son Of Bit, How'd You Pull That Off Let Me See That Camera. What's It Look Like'

I Like Vending Machines, Because Snacks Are Better When They Fall.

I Had The Cab Driver Drive Me Here Backwards, And The Dude Owed Me $27.50.

This Shirt Is "dry-clean Only"... Which Means It's Dirty.