I Understood That As Much As I

First The Doctor Told Me The Good News: I Was Going To Have A Disease Named After Me.

I Think I Did Pretty Well, Considering I Started Out With Nothing But A Bunch Of Blank Paper.

I Knew I Wanted To Be In Comedy But The Path Of Least Resistance Was Doing Stand-up In Folk Music Clubs Where I Could Get On Stage. I Guess You Could Get Up No Matter How Bad You Were And You Didn't Have To Audition. You Just Got Up. Everything Else Required An Audition And If You Auditioned For A Tv Show, You Would Stand In Line With A Hundred Other People. But At The Clubs, It Was Okay Just To Get Up, So That's Why I Started In Stand-up.

It's Pain That Changes Our Lives.

A Joke That Works Is Complete Knowledge In A Nanosecond.