I Trim My Opponents To Fit My

Speech Is The Mother, Not The Handmaid, Of Thought.

If Something Is Stolen From You, Don't Go To The Police. They're Not Interested. Don't Go To A Psychologist Either, Because He's Interested In Only One Thing: That It Was Really You Who Did The Stealing.

I Am Already So Popular That Anyone Who Vilifies Me Becomes More Popular Than I Am.

An Illusion Of Depth Often Occurs If A Blockhead Is A Muddlehead At The Same Time

The Heroes Of Obtrusiveness, People With Whom No Soldier Would Lie Down In The Trenches, Though He Has To Submit To Being Interviewed By Them, Break Into Recently Abandoned Royal Castles So That They Can Report, "we Got There First!" It Would Be Far Less Shameful To Be Paid For Committing Atrocities Than For Fabricating Them.