I Tried On The Farmer's Hat, Didn't

Talked My Head Off Worked My Tail Off Cried My Eyes Out Walked My Feet Off Sang My Heat Out So You See, There's Really Not Much Left Of Me.

Thanksgiving Dinner's Sad And Thankless. Christmas Dinner's Dark And Blue. When You Stop And Try To See It From The Turkey's Point Of View. Sunday Dinner Isn't Sunny. Easter Feasts Are Just Bad Luck. When You See It From The Viewpoint Of A Chicken Or A Duck. Oh How I Once Loved Tuna Salad Pork And Lobsters, Lamb Chops Too Till I Stopped And Looked At Dinner From The Dinner's Point Of View.

If You're A Bird, Be An Early Bird. But If You're A Worm, Sleep Late.

Eighteen Luscuios Scrumpitous Flavors, Chocolate,lime And Cherry Coffee,pumpkin, Fudge-banana, Caramel Cream And Boysenberry. Rocky Road And Toasted Almond, Butterscotch,vanilla Dip, Butter Brinkle, Apple Ripple,coconut,and Mocha Chip, Brandy Peach And Lemon Custard. Each Scoop Lovely.smooth And Round. Tallest Cream Cone In Town Lying There On The Ground.

Oh The Thumb-sucker's Thumb May Look Wrinkled And Wet And Withered, And White As The Snow, But The Taste Of A Thumb Is The Sweetest Taste Yet (as Only We Thumb-sucker's Know).