I Tried Body Surfing Once, But How

New York's Such A Wonderful City. Although I Was At The Library Today. The Guy Was Very Rude. I Said, "i'd Like A Card." He Says, "you Have To Prove You're A Citizen Of New York." So I Stabbed Him.

Whatever Happened To The Good Ole Days, When Children Worked In Factories?

If You Can Make Just One Person Laugh, Then You Are Already Doing Better Than Tony Danza.

I Picked Up A Hitch Hiker. You've Got To When You Hit Them.

People Come Up To Me And Say, 'emo, Do People Really Come Up To You?'