I Took My Husband To The Hospital

An Overweight Guy Went To The Doctor Who Advised Him To Try A Keep Fit Dvd. But The Guy Said He Couldn't Be Bothered. “well” Suggested The Doctor, “try Something That Leaves You A Little Short Of Breath.” So The Buy Took Up Smoking.

As The Tories Know, The Problem With Setting Yourself Up As A Shining Example For Others To Follow Is That When You Get Caught Out, That Proverbial Substance Really Hits The Fan.

I've Never, Ever Had People Being Aggressive To Me In Public Or Abusing Me, And Actually Quite A Lot Of Men Do Say To Me, 'you're Quite Good' - Though They Can't Bear To Go, 'you're Great.'

Madness Isn't Altogether A Bad Thing In Comedy.

The Thing I Thought About Doing It Was It's Comic Relief And You've Got To Be Funny. So Although I Did Try To Sing Properly It Obviously Has Hilarious Results When You Can't Sing.