I Think Women Can Cope A Lot

I'd Like To Do 'saturday Night Live.'

A Good Marriage Is Like An Incredible Retirement Fund. You Put Everything You Have Into It During Your Productive Life, And Over The Years It Turns From Silver To Gold To Platinum.

Just Do The Math. In The Next 50 To 75 Years, People Will Be Living To Be 130 And 140. They'll Be Working Until They're 100. It's Incredible.

Bryant Gumbel's Ego Has Applied For Statehood. And If It's Accepted, It Will Be The Fifth-largest.

Everything I've Ever Done In My Life Has Been A Fluke.