I Think When The Movie `roxanne' Came

It's So Hard To Believe In Anything Anymore, You Know What I Mean? It's Like, Religion, You Really Can't Take It Seriously, 'cause It Seems So Mythological, And Seems So Arbitrary; And Then On The Other Hand, Science Is Just Pure Empiricism, And By Virtue Of Its Method, It Excludes Metaphysics. I Guess I Wouldn't Believe In Anything If It Weren't For My Lucky Astrology Mood Watch.

Chaos In The Midst Of Chaos Isn't Funny, But Chaos In The Midst Of Order Is.

These Days It's Hard To Look At A Poodle Without Thinking What A Good Meal He Would Make.

You Know, A Lot Of People Come To Me And They Say, "steve, How Can You Be So Fucking Funny?" There's A Secret To It, It's No Big Deal. Before I Go Out, I Put A Slice Of Bologna In Each Of My Shoes. So When I'm On Stage, I Feel Funny.

The Banjo Is Truly An American Instrument, And It Captures Something About Our Past.