I Think What Drove Me Insane For

From My Big Beautiful Warlock Brain, Welcome To 'sheen's Korner' ... You're Either In My Corner, Or You're With The Trolls.

Shooting A Movie Can Be So Tedious. You're Trying To Get 20 Different Angles On The Same Swing. You Never Get Into A Rhythm. But I Took It Very Seriously.

You Can't Criticize Bob Dylan's Singing. You Have To Respect Billy Joel As A Brilliant Poet. You Can't Tell Me There's A Better Rock Band Ever Than Led Zeppelin. And If You Speak During The Eagles' "last Resort," We're Done. I'm Just Asking For Seven Minutes. This Stuff Really Matters, You Know.

I Am On A Drug. It's Called Charlie Sheen.

I’m Not Thomas Jefferson. He Was A Pussy.