I Think The Word Is Adult!

I Don't Think I've Got Bad Taste. I've Got No Taste.

I'm Often Dating People, But I Don't Say It Because You Sort Of Know It Won't Last Long.

All My Interesting Stories Are From Before I Was On Television. Nothing Interesting Has Happened To Me Since Then. Maybe It's Because The Most Interesting Thing In My Life Is The Show And That's On Telly.

Occasionally The State Of The Planet Can Knock Me Off My Perky Perch.

I Have Nothing To Say About My Childhood. It Was A Perfectly Pleasant Upbringing - It's Not Like It Was Unhappy Or Anything.