I Think The Reward For Doing Comedy

I Am Only Young Once, Who Cares If I'm A Goofball!

I Don't Think Opposites Attract. I Think Like Attracts Like. So I Don't Think That They Do Attract, Opposites. Only When You're Talking About Magnetic Poles.

The Reality Is That We Communicate With Every Part Of Our Being, And There Are Times When We Must Use It All. When Someone Needs Us, He Or She Needs All Of Us. There's No Text That Can Replace A Loving Touch When Someone We Love Is Hurting.

People Used To Behave Morally Because They Thought God Was Always Watching - In Some Ways God Today Is The Collective, And The Collective Is Watching.

The Search For The New Black Is One Of The Most Elusive Quests Known To Man. It's Rumored That Christopher Columbus Once Searched For The New Black And Simply Gave Up. Yet Every Season We Are Convinced That Some Magical Chromatic Fabric Will Usurp Black As The King Of Fashion, Only To Realize Later That Black Still Reigns Supreme.