I Think The Human Body Is Beautiful,

Most Of The People I Know Who Smoke Marijuana Are Not Very Bright And What They Talk About When They're Stoned, They Think They're Being Really Smart And Insightful, But They Just Sound Idiotic.

We Can Sit Around And Go, Okay, Is There Really A Plan, Does Somebody Really Know What's Happening, Is It All Planned Out, Because Sometimes It Just Seems Too Remarkable To Me The Things That Have Happened To Me.

I Always Think I Look Better After A Yoga Class. It's The Same As A Massage. We Look So Amazing After A Massage Because We're Relaxed.

I'm Also Lonely. I'll Admit It. I Go To Twitter Because I'm Lonely. I Get My Coffee In The Morning, And I Live Alone. I Get On Twitter, And I Sit And Have My Coffee. Sometimes I'll Look At It For 30 Minutes. I Will Waste A Lot Of Time On Twitter. I Do! But It's My Guilty Pleasure. And I'll Look For Some Happy Stories To Retweet, And I'll Say Some Uplifting Things To People. I Try Not To Get Caught Into - I Used To Get Tangled Up Into Some Crazy Stuff. But I Try Not To Do That Anymore.

In My Next Life, I'd Like To Come Back Five Foot, Two Inches, With The Best Ass And Tits You've Ever Seen.