I Think Mtv Should Consider Using Subtitles.

I'm Not A Musician - I'm A Ham.

Nobody Tells Me F-k All!

I Used To Smoke Cigarettes, Smoke Dope, Do Smack, Every F - - Thing. First, I Couldn't Function Without It. Then I Couldn't Do Anything With Or Without It. Then I Thought, "this Is The End Of The Line For My Fun Days."

The Funny Thing Is, I Was Never Much Of A Fighter. Better A Live Coward Than A Dead Hero, That Was My Motto.

When You’re In Love, It’s Not Just About The Messing Around In The Sack, It’s About How Empty You Feel When They’re Gone.