I Think Money Isn't Any Good Sitting

Truth Is, I Think Naked Men Are Kind Of Strange Looking What With Their Doodles And Ding-dong Hanging Loose Like They Do. Nevertheless, There's The Curiosity Thing. I Guess It's Another One Of Those Car Crash Experiences, Where You Feel Compelled To Look Even If You Know You'll Be Horrified.

It Would Be Difficult To Tell," Wulf Said. "i've Always Been A Romantic. I've Seen Casablanca Twice, And I Sat Through The Entire Ordeal Of Titanic". "didn't You Enjoy Titanic?" "i Was Relieved When The Ship Went Down".

Ranger Cradled My Face In His Hands, Using His Thumbs To Wipe The Tears From My Eyes. "the Ceremony Is Over. Can You Make It Back To The Car?" I Nodded. "i'm Okay Now. Am I Red And Blotchy From Crying?" "yes," Ranger Said, Brushing A Kiss Across My Forehead. "i Love You Anyway." "there's All Kinds Of Love," I Said. Ranger Took Me By The Hand And Led Me Back To The Suv. "this Is The Kind That Doesn't Call For A Ring. But A Condom Might Come In Handy." "that's Not Love," I Told Him. "that's Lust.

Good Thing He's Dead," Lula Said, "or That Would Have Hurt Like The Devil.

The Way I See It, Living In New Jersey Is A Challenge, What With The Toxic Waste And The Eighteen Wheelers And The Armed Schizophrenics." Connie Rosolli