I Think Marriage Is Ghastly.

Hmm... Death By Mini Bar, How Glamorous.

Why Are Men Talking About What Clothes They're Wearing? It's So Unmanly, I Think. It's Like Versailles Before The Revolution, Without The Style.

I'm Miserable: That's Why I Have Such A Bad Back, Because I'm Endlessly Stressing Out About My Career.

I Think It's Fun Playing A Part That Lots Of Other People Have Played, In A Way.

To Give And Not Expect Anything In Return, That Is What Lies At The Heart Of Love.