I Think Looks Do Matter On Television.

I Want A Man In My Life, Not In My House.

When People Heckle Me, I Have The Microphone. And The Press Has The Microphone.

Madeleine Albright, When You See Her, She's Not A Beautiful Woman And She's Getting Older. But You're Saying That Woman Has Gravitas. She Knows What She's Talking About.

I Have A Friend Who Actually Told Me That She'd Rather Be Dead Than Be Fat. This Is A Woman Who, If I Order A Sandwich At Lunch, She'll Order A Salad. If I Order A Salad, She'll Order Half A Cantaloupe. If I Order Half A Cantaloupe, She'll Order A Cup Of Coffee. This Bizarre Contest Continues Until She's Down To Sucking On A Mint-flavored Toothpick. At This Rate, Her Preference For Dying Over Being Fat Could Be A Reality Sooner Than She Thinks.

I Don't Know What It's Going To Take For People To Really Wake Up And Understand That They [the Bush Administration] Are Liars And They Are Murderers.