I Think Koenigsegg Is Swedish For: Oh

We Don't Know How Many People Are Watching The Grand Tour's - It's A Closely Guarded Secret, We Don't Even Know - The Only Thing We Can Do Is Make A Program That We Enjoy. And Then Hope That We're Not So Unusual That Other People Won't Share Our Taste.

In The Olden Days I Always Got The Impression That Tvr Built A Car, Put It On Sale, And Then Found Out How It Handled. Usually When One Of Their Customers Wrote To The Factory Complaining About How Dead He Was.

Ambition Is A Very Dangerous Thing Because Either You Achieve It And Your Life Ends Prematurely, Or You Don't, In Which Case Your Life Is A Constant Source Of Disappointment. You Must Never Have Ambition.

I Was Reading The Mirror The Other Day And Came Across A Letter From A Reader Who Wrote, 'i Was Riding My Bike To Work When This Red Ferrari Pulled Up Next To Me. Out Of The Window, Jeremy Clarkson Shouted 'get A Car', And Drove Off.' What I Actually Said Was, 'get A Car You Hatchet Faced, Leaf-eating Tw*t

My Epiglottis Is Full Of Bees!