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I Was Wasting My Time, Praying For Love. For A Love That Never Comes, From Someone Who Does Not Exist.

Animals Are Nicer Than Humans And They're Conscious Beings. If You Stick Your Grandmother In An Oven, She Will Probably Be Tasty. But Is That Any Reason To Eat Your Grandmother?

War, I Thought, Was The Most Negative Aspect Of Male Heterosexuality. If More Men Were Homosexual, There Would Be No Wars, Because Homosexual Men Would Never Kill Other Men, Whereas Heterosexual Men Love Killing Other Men.

I Would Rather Eat My Own Testicles Than Reform The Smiths, And That's Saying Something For A Vegetarian.

It's Always Nice To Receive A Compliment.