I Think I Might Get Laid More...by

Spending So Much Time On The Road, I Get To Fart All The Time. Then When It's, Like, Thanksgiving Dinner And I'm Sitting With My Grandmother, I Can't Fart For, Like, Two Hours.

So Many Artists Today Will Talk About Green This Or Organic That, But You Know What? What We Are Eating, I Think, Is Really Doing A Lot Of Bad To Us. I'm Not Sure If I'm The Guy To Do It Right Now, Because I Have To Clean Up My House Too, So To Speak, But We've Got To Start Addressing This. Too Many People Are Getting Sick Today.

Humor Has Become So Cliche And Boring That Nothing's Funny Anymore Unless It Involves Something Totally Disgusting That Offends Somebody Or Makes Them Feel Really Uncomfortable.

Angels And Airwaves Shows Are Like An Ascension To Heaven.

Dreams Are Things That Could Potentially Be Treating You As A Pupil To Teach You Things So When You Wake Up, You'll Be Able To Handle Certain Elements From Those Dreams In A Better Way.