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I'm One Of Those People Who Tells My Wife, "no Coaching From The Sidelines."

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As A Professional Journalist, I Am Always Looking For New Ways To Get Paid For Being Motionless.

Trails Need To Be Wider So People Can Walk While Holding Hands.

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