I Think Commercial Success Is Really Important.

I Don't Really Miss God But I Sure Miss Santa Claus!

In Rock Stardom There's An Absolute Economic Upside To Self-destruction.

The Minute I Got Skinny And Got A Nose Job And Became Photogenic, And All Of A Sudden I Had A Bidding War, And Every Boy I Ever Wanted, Wanted Me.

I Used To Do Drugs, But Don't Tell Anyone Or It Will Ruin My Image.

A Great Writer Named Neal Stephenson Said That America Does Four Things Better Than Any Other Country In The World: Rock Music, Movies, Software And High-speed Pizza Delivery. All Of These Are Sacred American Art Forms. Let's Return To Our Purity And Our Idealism While We Have This Shot.