I Think Beating Someone To Death With

Strip Clubs Are Great Places To Meet Interesting People You Only Wanna Know For About 40 Minutes.

My Advice Is: To Try And Stay Really True To The Things That Make You Laugh, As Opposed To Trying To Create A Character That You Think Is Funny. Some Comedians Get Into Bad Habits When They Are Trying To Create Something That Is Not Them, And They Are Trying To Write A Voice That Isn't Their True Voice.

I'm A Late-night Guy.

The Key To Attempting To Create Art In Some Aspect Is Also Knowing That It Will Turn Some People Off.

My Brain Is Very Fantastical. If I Ever Actually Recorded Myself, I Could Probably Win A Grammy For Sex Talk. Being On The Road While In Relationships, You Need To Learn To Pleasure One Another.