I Think Absurdist Humor Is Funny.

To Be Honest, I Tend To Romanticize The Past, And Though I Appreciate All The Conveniences Of Modern Life, Sometimes I Yearn For Simpler Times.

Come On, Man, I Got A Full Beard!

You Should Really Treat Stand-up Like You Would A Play. It's A One-man Play.

Stand-up Comedy Is A Raunchy Profession.

A Lot Of People My Age Think Stand Up Sucks.