I Still Want Oprah To Play My

Whenever You See Me, I'm On Antique Quaaludes.

I Am Going To Dedicate Myself, Full Time, To My Day-drinking.

Lesson Learned? When People Say, "you Really, Really Must" Do Something, It Means You Don't Really Have To. No One Ever Says, "you Really, Really Must Deliver The Baby During Labor." When It's True, It Doesn't Need To Be Said.

Most Of The Time You're Too Busy To Think About It. But Every Now And Then You Say, 'i Work At 'saturday Night Live,' And That Is So Cool.

If These Two Are Tired Of Having Sex With Each Other, What Hope Is There For The Rest Of Us?