I Still Give My Friends Relationship Advice,

Instant Gratification Takes Too Long.

Sid Said That Drugs Weren't The Problem, Life Was The Problem. Drugs Were The Solution.

Sometimes I Feel Like I've Got My Nose Pressed Up Against The Window Of A Bakery, Only I'm The Bread.

My Heart's In The Right Place. I Know, 'cuz I Hid It There.

I Found Out When I Did The Oprah Winfrey Show That There Was A Cookie Jar Of Me. So She Gave It To Me. I Had No Idea Prior To That That It Even Existed.