I Stared At Myself In The Mirror.

If You Have Good Friends, No Matter How Much Life Is Sucking , They Can Make You Laugh.

Oh. Yeah. That Does Make Sense.” Shaylin Hesitated. “but I Don’t Know Which Dorm Room Is Hers.” “third Floor, Number Thirty-six. When They Shared A Brain, They Used To Say It Stood For Their Chest Size. I Said It Was Their Combined Iq.” “of Course You Did,” Shaylin Said. “see, You Do Understand Me!” Aphrodite Said With Fake Enthusiasm.

I Spent Centuries I Your Arms. This Time Our Joining Will Be Controlled By Me, And You Will Revel In The Pleasure I Can Bring You. Throw Off The Shackles Of Your Distant Goddess And Come To Me. Be My Love, Truly, In Body As Well As Soul And I Will Give You The World!

What Once Bound Him Will Make Him Flee Place Of Power-joining Of Five Night Spirit Blood Humanity Earth Joined Not To Conquer, Instead To Overcome Night Leads To Spirit Blood Binds Humanity And Earth Completes.

I've Married A Friggin Horse. And He Bites.