I Spend My Life Essentially Alone At

And When You Get Where You’re Going, You Darn Well Better Look Great!

It Is Said That In Death, All Things Become Clear.

If It Wasn't Painfully Difficult, You Did It Wrong!

This Prophecy Of A Coming Enlightenment Is Echoed In Virtually Every Faith And Philosophical Tradition On Earth. Hindus Call It The Krita Age, Astrologers Call It The Age Of Aquarius, The Jews Describe The Coming Of The Messiah, Theosophists Call It The New Age, Cosmologists Call It Harmonic Convergence And Predict The Actual Date Of December 21, 2012.

Look, You Runny-nosed Little Runt. You're Going To Back Off Right Now, Or I'm Going To Rip That Safety Pin Out Of Your Nose And Pin Your Mouth Shut.