I Speak In Reality. I Don't Try

The Internet Is The Trailer Park For The Soul.

The Idea Of Heaven Is Christianity's Way Of Creating A Hell On Earth.

But What's Real? You Can't Find The Truth. You Just Pick The Lie You Like Best. As Long As You Know That Everything's A Lie, You Can't Hurt Yourself.

I've Always Been Paranoid About The Police, Because Even When I'm Not Doing Anything Illegal, I'm Thinking About Doing Something Illegal. So, Whenever I'm Around A Cop, I Get Uncomfortable And Nervous, Worried That I'll Say The Wrong Thing Or Look So Guilty They'll Arrest Me Anyway. Being Completely Out Of My Mind On Drugs Doesn't Help The Situation Any.

Living In Hollywood, It's Easy To Have Someone Flatter You. That Doesn't Help Me.