I Sort Of Get Tired Of Myself

I Look At Every Book As A Self-help Book.

You Get All Excited To Give Her The Ring, And It's Real Emotional, And You Give It To Her, And She Cries. And A Second Later, You're Like, 'damn, I Could Have Had A Car.'

You Can't Avoid Pain In Life. It's How You Handle Pain, That's What Defines You.

Whether People Know The Evolution Of The Conversation Or Not, I Don't Know, But Thematically, As A Comedian, I Stay In The Same Ballpark - Around My Issues And My Philosophy Of Life.

Art Is Supposed To Punch You In The Brain, And It's Supposed To Stay Punched.