I Sometimes Give Myself Admirable Advice, But

If You Can Once Engage People's Pride, Love, Pity, Ambition (or Whatever Is Their Prevailing Passion) On Your Side, You Need Not Fear What Their Reason Can Do Against You.

Unlike My Subject Will I Frame My Song, It Shall Be Witty And It Shan't Be Long.

People Hate Those Who Make Them Feel Their Own Inferiority.

Our Prejudices Are Our Mistresses; Reason Is At Best Our Wife, Very Often Heard Indeed, But Seldom Minded.

A Man's Own Good Breeding Is The Best Security Against Other People's Ill Manners.