I Should Like A Parsley Sandwich. To

Not Everything In Life Can Be Interpreted Metaphorically; That's Because Things Fall Out On The Way.

I Don't Know What It Is I'm Doing. But It's Not That. Despite All Evidence To The Contrary.

Z Is For Zillah Who Drank Too Much Gin.

...my Least Favorite Actress Of All Time, Helena Bonham Carter. I Find Her Lack Of A Neck Very Off-putting And Especially Her Acting.

Mr Earbrass Stands On The Terrace At Twilight. It Is Bleak; It Is Cold; And The Virtue Has Gone Out Of Everything. Words Drift Through His Mind: Anguish Turnips Conjunctions Illness Defeat String Parties No Parties Urns Desuetude Disaffection Claws Loss Trebizond Napkins Shame Stones Distance Fever Antipodes Mush Glaciers Incoherence Labels Miasma Amputation Tides Deceit Mourning Elsewards.