I Shall Tell My Doctors Baseball Has

Sportsmanship, Next To The Church, Is The Greatest Teacher Of Morals.

I Am Convinced That Through These Measures We Have Reestablished Confidence.

The Association Of Mount Ararat And Noah, The Staunch Christians Who Were Massacred Periodically By The Mohammedan Turks, And The Sunday School Collections Over Fifty Years For Alleviating Their Miseries-all Cumulate To Impress The Name Armenia On The Front Of The American Mind.

I Was Not Able To Work Up Much Enthusiasm Over The Ball Game, And In The Midst Of It I Was Handed A Note Informing Me Of The Sudden Death Of Senator Dwight Morrow. He Had Proved A Great Pillar Of Strength In The Senate And His Death Was A Great Loss To The Country And To Me. I Left The Ballpark With The Chant Of The Crowd Ringing In My Ears, 'we Want Beer!'

Baseball Is The Greatest Of All Team Sports.