I See My Purpose In Life As

Champagne Offers A Minimum Of Alcohol And A Maximum Of Companionship.

I Enjoy Reality As Much As The Next Man. It's Just That In My Case, Fortunately, Reality Includes A Good Stiff Belt Every Now And Then.

Malta Is A Sod Of A Place.

I've Taken Up The Bible Again, Somewhat In The Spirit Of W.c. Fields - Looking For Loopholes.

Never Stop Learning And Adapting. The World Will Always Be Changing. If You Limit Yourself To What You Knew And What You Were Comfortable With Earlier In Your Life, You Will Grow Increasingly Frustrated With Your Surroundings As You Age.