I Saw 'new Labour'conceived, Watched It Gestate,

As For Gordon Brown - I've Described Him And Blair As Two Cheeks Of The Same Arse.

Saddam Hussein Greeted Me With A Handshake, Which, Again To My Surprise, Is Surprisingly Soft Considering How Many People That Hand Had Dispatched, Allegedly. I Think He's Quite A Forbidding Presence, Too Forbidding A Presence To Be Charming. But He's Interesting.

George Bush Doesn't Represent Any Civilization!

It's Clear Enough That There Was Substantial Fraud In Ohio, Thus Delivering The Electoral College Vote For President Bush.

I've Had More Than 12,000 Emails From The United States. It's Not Easy In The United States To Find Out The Email Address Of A British Parliamentarian.