I Saw 28 Days. I Don't Remember

It's Not An Act. I Love It. It's Totally Original. People Go, 'what's Going On With This Guy? Why Does He Sound So Weird? What Is Going On In His Brain. I Don't Know. Just One Day I Suddenly Woke Up With A New Brain.

The Last Time I Used? What Do You Mean? I Used My Toaster This Morning.

I’m Not Thomas Jefferson. He Was A Pussy.

I Never Insert Myself Into Situations Where I Am Completely Blind Or Don't Have A Single Clue About What's Being Discussed. I Don't To Be An Impostor And Just Helping For The Sake Of Helping. If I Am Going To Help Somebody, I Want It To Be Valuable. And If They Don't Follow My Advice, Then They Are A Frigging Idiot. I'm Joking.

I Got Tiger Blood Man. Dying's For Fools, Dying's For Amateurs.