I Saw Danny Kaye In A Movie,

There Are Three Kinds Of People: Those Who Can Count, And Those Who Cannot.

May The Forces Of Evil Become Confused On The Way To Your House.

If At First You Don't Succeed, Redefine Success.

If You Love Someone Set Them Free. If They Come Back, Set Them On Fire.

Grass [marijuana] Probably Helped Me As Much As It Hurt Me. Especially As A Performer. When You're High, It's Easy To Kid Yourself About How Clever Certain Mediocre Pieces Of Material Are. But, On The Other Hand, Pot Opens Windows And Doors That You May Not Be Able To Get Through Any Other Way.