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A Large Part Of Altruism, Even When It Is Perfectly Honest, Is Grounded Upon The Fact That It Is Uncomfortable To Have Unhappy People About One.

The Most Dangerous Man To Any Government Is The Man Who Is Able To Think Things Out For Himself.

The Gettysburg Adress Has Been Included, Of Late, In Several Anthologies Of Poetry. It Actually Meets The Major Requirement Of All Poetry: It Is A Mellifluous And Emotional Statement Of The Obviously Not True. The Men Who Fought For Self-determination At Gettysburg Were Not The Federals But The Confederates.

A Bad Man Is The Sort Who Weeps Every Time He Speaks Of A Good Woman.

Hygiene Is The Corruption Of Medicine By Morality.