I Remember When I Was A Kid

Kilometers Are Shorter Than Miles. Save Gas, Take Your Next Trip In Kilometers.

There Are Nights When The Wolves Are Silent And Only The Moon Howls.

Cigarette Companies Market Heavily To Young People. They Need Young Customers Because Their Product Kills The Older Ones. It Is The Only Product That, If Used As Intended, Kills The Consumer.

Whenever You See The Word Cuisine Used Instead Of The Word Food, Be Prepared To Pay An Additional Eighty Percent.

With Humans It's Abortion, But With Chickens It's An Omelet.