I Remember Interviewing Someone I Actually Felt

I Am Realizing How Old I Am 'cause I Am Meeting So Many People That Were Born In The 80s, Which Is Crazy To Me That I Was Going Through Puberty And [they Weren't] Even Alive.

Stand-up Is A Real Art Form In Itself And One That I Really Think To Be Good At You Have To Devote Your Entire Life To. It's The Really, Really Good Ones That End Up Getting To Do The Things That I Like To Do: Movies, Tv Shows, And Stuff Like That. It's A Really Hard Gig And It Just Never Called To Me.

If You Have A Secret, People Will Sit A Little Bit Closer.

You're Encouraged To Pitch Your Own Story. That Way, You'll Have More Control Over What You Do.

I Want To Manufacture A Feud.