I Reject Your Reality And Substitute My

Remember Kids, I Have Life Insurance.

Audiences Of Critical Thinkers Are My Favorite Kinds Of Audiences. There Are Jokes I Tell In The Show That Don't Get Laughs Unless I Am In Front Of An Audience Of Critical Thinkers. Put Me In Front Of A Crowd Of Science Teachers Or Astronauts! The Guileless Aren't Our Audience - It's The Critical Thinkers We Love.

If I Haven't Had Any Long Term Psychological Side Effects From All The Things I've Already Done On This Show, This Isn't Gonna Hurt Much More.

Gravity. It's Not Just A Good Idea; It's The Law!

In The Summer Of 2002, We Had Spent Six Weeks Shooting The Three Pilots Of Mythbusters, And Jamie[hyneman] Called Me Up Afterward - Well, First He Called Me Up To Tell Me To Clear My Crap Back Out Of His Shop - And He Said, "well, That Was Kind Of Fun, Wasn't It? I Mean, I Don't See Where This Could Go, Because We Pretty Much Did Everything. But It Was Fun."