I Reject Most Conventional Wisdom.

I Don't Know Whether To Admit It Or Not. You Think I Should Tell Them, Snerdley? Okay. Folks, Some Good Friends Of Mine Who Live Here In Palm Beach Bought A Smart Car... And There's A Picture Of Me In It.

How Could That Woman [hillary Clinton] Actually Be The Most Cheated-on Woman In America? Which She Is.

I've Been Around So Long, I Can Remember When It Was A Rhetorical Question To Ask, "is The Pope Catholic?" Now It's A Legit Question.

Great Presidents Don't Just Fight Good Fights - They Win Them.

I Want People To Realize Their Life's Dreams And Passions.