I Recommend Limiting One's Involvement In Other

I Lost The Love Of All The Homosexuals In The World By Saying That Princess Diana Was Trash And Got What She Deserved. She Could Have Been Queen Of England - And She Was Swanning About Paris With Arabs. What Disgraceful Behavior. Going About Saying She Wanted To Be The Queen Of Hearts. The Vulgarity Of It Is So Overpowering.

The British Do Not Expect Happiness. I Had The Impression, All The Time That I Lived There, That They Do Not Want To Be Happy; They Want To Be Right.

I Take It To Be Axiomatic That People Are Revolted By Witnessing The Shameless Gratification Of An Appetite They Do Not Share.

In Most Cases An Act Of Unwelcome Sex Is No More Bother Than Being Vaccinated, So There's No Point Going On About It As If It Werea Fate Worse Than Death. With Skill And Good Manners You Can Avoid Having To Make The Sacrifice, But Should You Find Yourself In A Compromising Situation Largely Of Your Own Making, You Should Stop Defending Your Virtue And Start Worrying About Your Maturity. It Will Give You Something To Think About While The Savage Pumper Bangs Away.

I Don't Hold With Abroad And Think That Foreigners Speak English When Our Backs Are Turned.