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I Gave Up Accounting. I Went In For About Six Months Writing Ad Copy. I Was Fired From That, And Then Another Guy And I Did A Kind Of Poor Man's Bob And Ray Kind Of Syndicated Radio Show. Then I Decided To Stick It Out And See What Happened. I'd Give It A Year, A Year Became Two Years, And Then Two Years Became Three Years, And Then Along Came The Record Album.

Stammering Is Different Than Stuttering. Stutterers Have Trouble With The Letters, While Stammerers Trip Over Entire Parts Of A Sentence. We Stammerers Generally Think Of Ourselves As Very Bright. My Own Private Theory Is That Stammerers Have So Many Ideas Swirling Around Their Brains At Once That They Can't Get Them All Out, Though I Haven't Found Any Scientific Evidence To Back That Up.

Continuing To Do Stand-up Is Always A Challenge Because The Audiences And The Environments In Which You Work Very Often Differ.

Well, If You’re A Native Chicagoan, You Know How Dumb He [dr. Robert Hartley] Is. He Gets On The Ravenswood El, He Goes Past His Stop On Sheridan Road, He Gets Off In Evanston, Where The El Is On The Ground, And Then He Walks Back 55 Blocks To His Apartment. Now, Would You Want To Have That Man As A Psychologist? A Man Who Misses His Stop Every Day?

When I Started Out In 1960, I Thought It Might Possibly Last A Couple Of Years. I Never Expected It To Last 42. I Take Great Satisfaction In That Longevity.