I Read The New York Times, And

I'm Finally Going To Be Able To Finally Criticize [hillary Clinton] Without Being Accused Of Being A Sexist - That Idea. I'm Not A Fan, I Don't Like Her, But You Can't Say Anything Without Being Accused Of Being A Sexist Pig, Which Is Unfair.

I Just Often Find Myself Getting Shrill, Angry And The Jokes Get More Incredulous.

What President Of The Airline Is Doing Is, He's Urging Everyone To Give Up Their Frequent Flyer Miles For Sick Kids... But As I Was Reading This, There Were Two Empty Seats Next To Me. Why Can't Sick Kids Sit There? If They're So Concerned With Sick Kids, Shouldn't They Have Like A Pen Of Sick Kids Next To The Gate?

I Have A Few Business Ideas (that I'm Going To Advertise In High Times, Amongst Other Places), And One Of Them Is A Service In Which I Offer To Eat And Describe Pork To Kosher People.

I Think For A Lot Of People, It's Just Where Their Saturation Point Was. Once You Get Into The [donald] Trump Stuff And The Republican Stuff And The Ayn Rand Followers, It Doesn't Let Up For About Half An Hour. It Gets Hard And Stays Hard For A While.