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Men Who Are Going Bald Often Wear Baseball Caps.

Men Like Phones With Lots Of Buttons. It Makes Them Feel Important.

Men Would Like Monogamy Better If It Sounded Less Like Monotony.

Men Hate To Lose. I Once Beat My Husband At Tennis. I Asked Him, "are We Going To Have Sex Again?" He Said, "yes, But Not With Each Other."

After You've Dated Someone It Should Be Legal To Stamp Them With What's Wrong With Them So The Next Person Doesn't Have To Start From Scratch.