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It’s What Non-car People Don’t Get. They See All Cars As Just A Ton And A Half, Two Tons Of Wires, Glass, Metal, And Rubber, And That’s All They See. People Like You Or I Know We Have An Unshakable Belief That Cars Are Living Entities… You Can Develop A Relationship With A Car And That’s What Non-car People Don’t Get… When Something Has Foibles And Won’t Handle Properly, That Gives It A Particularly Human Quality Because It Makes Mistakes, And That’s How You Can Build A Relationship With A Car That Other People Won’t Get.

This Is Perfect For India Because Everyone Who Comes Here Gets The Trots.

Tonight, The New Viper, Which Is The American Equivalent Of A Sportscar In The Same Way, I Guess, That George Bush Is The Equivalent Of A President.

Being Smarter Than You Look Is Better Than Looking Smarter Than You Are.

I Therefore Have To Use The Force. And Weirdly, This Doesn't Work Very Well. I Don't Understand Why, Because On The Last Census, I Put My Religion Down As Jedi Knight.