I Prefer Dead Writers Because You Don't

I Don't Like The Kind Of Country Living Where You Have To Help. I Like Country Living Where There Is Help.

It Is Not True That There Is Dignity In All Work. Some Jobs Are Definitely Better Than Others.... People Who Have Good Jobs Are Happy, Rich, And Well Dressed. People Who Have Bad Jobs Are Unhappy, Poor And Use Meat Extenders. Those Who Seek Dignity In The Type Of Work That Compels Them To Help Hamburgers Are Certain To Be Disappointed.

People Have Been Cooking And Eating For Thousands Of Years, So If You Are The Very First To Have Thought Of Adding Fresh Lime Juice To Scalloped Potatoes Try To Understand That There Must Be A Reason For This.

American Women Think That Clothes Fit Them If They Can Fit Into Them. But That's Not At All What Fit Means.

People Elect The President For Reasons That Have Nothing To Do With His Ability To Be President.