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I Was Always Frightened By Taverns. They Just Seemed Like Very Unpleasant Places To Go.

I Think In Daily Newspapers, The Way Comic Strips Are Treated, It's As If Newspaper Publishers Are Going Out Of Their Way To Kill The Medium.

I'm Normally Not A Praying Man, But If You're Up There, Please Save Me, Superman. Homer Simpson

Our Solution On 'the Simpsons' Is To Do Jokes That People Who Have An Education, Or Some Frame Of Reference, Can Get. And For The Ones Who Don't, It Doesn't Matter, Because We Have Homer Banging His Head And Saying, 'd'oh!'

God Often Gives Nuts To Toothless People.